On the Edge of Glory?

Not so much, at least for Bethanie Mattek-Sands and her Gaga-inspired outfit today. If you're going to dress like a superstar, you should at least win your first-round match. Maybe she should have taken a page from Kimiko Date-Krumm, who dressed conservatively but played aggressively, showing she's still got game at age 40. (Yes, 40!) A performance both inspired and inspiring today, vs. my pick to win it all, Venus. Hope your DVR caught that match.